{"product_id":"original-the-female-penis-doesnt-stand-up","title":"Original The Female Penis Doesnt Stand Up Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eExclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eButtery Soft Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eYour New Daily Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eResponsibly Made\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. 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