{"product_id":"official-schopenhauer-life-sucks-rainbow","title":"Official Schopenhauer Life Sucks Rainbow Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003ePremium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eDon’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eNo Cheap Print Here\u003c\/strong\u003e – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFeels Like a Hug\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eYour New Daily Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eCotton Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey is 90\/10 cotton\/poly for a heathered look.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind Your Perfect Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure about sizing? 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