{"product_id":"not-now-kitten-daddy-is-hand-picking-the-grown-men-who-get-to-piss-him-off-for-the-next-17-weeks-shirt","title":"Not Now Kitten, Daddy Is Hand-Picking The Grown Men Who Get To Piss Him Off For The Next 17 Weeks Shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003eStatement Apparel – Premium Quality, Printed on Demand\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobe’s been waiting for. Premium Gildan® fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eMockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLooks Fresh, Stays Fresh\u003c\/strong\u003e – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eThrow It On \u0026amp; Go\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eResponsibly Made\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterial Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFabric note – Sport Grey (90\/10 cotton\/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour Perfect Match\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); 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class=\"pc-style\" open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 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